One day, in line at the works cafeteria, Bill says to Ronnie behind
him,
My elbow hurts like hell. I suppose I'd better see a doctor."
"Listen, don't waste your time down at the surgery," Ronnie replies.
There's a diagnostic computer at Asda. Just give it a urine
sample
and the computer will tell you what's wrong, and what to do about
it.
It takes ten seconds and only costs five pounds.....a lot quicker
and better than a doctor".
So Bill collects a urine sample in a small jar and takes it to
Asda. He deposits five pounds, and the computer lights up and asks for
the urine sample. He pours the sample into the slot and waits.
Ten seconds later, the computer ejects a printout:
You have tennis elbow. Soak your arm in warm water and avoid
heavy activity. It will improve in two weeks".
That evening while thinking how amazing this new technology was,
Bill began wondering if the computer could be fooled. He mixed some tap
water, a stool sample from his dog, urine samples from his wife
and daughter, and masturbated into the mixture for good measure.
Bill hurried back to Asda, eager to check what would happen.He deposits five pounds, pours in his concoction, and awaits the results.
The computer prints the following:
1. Your tap water is too hard. Get a water softener.
2. Your dog has ringworm. Bathe him with anti-fungal shampoo.
3. Your daughter has a cocaine habit. Get her into rehab.
4. Your wife is pregnant. Twins. They aren't yours. Get a lawyer.
5. And if you don't stop playing with yourself, your elbow will
> never get better.!!!!!..........thank you for shopping at Asda
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