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Some things just can't be placed elsewhere. Have you been speeding and got fined? Or spotted a nice new Volvo on the web somewhere? All non-480 messages can be posted in this part of the board.

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Post by Brasco » Thu Sep 22, 2005 8:53 pm

Surprisingly complementary about Volvo's in general (obviously a few have been hunted down by a police T5 in the past!) but I did note this wiseguy...

http://www.saxosportsclub.com/forum/pos ... &forumid=1

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Post by VanDerGraaf » Thu Sep 22, 2005 9:13 pm

Notice his occupation- Volvo tech!!!

God do people really think the 480 is that bad? Makes you wonder....
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Post by robkendall » Thu Sep 22, 2005 10:32 pm

i was gonna post a reply, but cant be bothered to go through the rigmarole of registering, just to insult a knob

if hes a volvo tech, then he should know just how good the cars can be.....want a plank
if anyone is a member, please feel free to post my comments there!!

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Post by guitarcarfanatic » Thu Sep 22, 2005 11:26 pm

Right just got back from a club and have about 8 JD and cokes! In this state I decided that I needed to reply to chavs are us(after walking into the club and seeing a sea of baseball caps...I tell you it was like a chavalanche!!! My comment m,ight be incoherrent but I am drunk and pissed off. A saxo indeed... :lol:
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Post by guitarcarfanatic » Thu Sep 22, 2005 11:44 pm

It seems my comments have maddened them(just as I was trying to reply about how to pikey up a saxo and why!). Anyway I thought the 480 needed defending. Down with the pikeys(I bet they come and rob me now!).......!!!!! :kill: :kill: :kill:

P.S they locked the thread before I could ask what VTR meant! I did try and hazard a guess at Very twatty retard
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1989 Light Blue metallic Turbo - Sold!

1993 Steel grey S - Bought for parts

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1989 Black ES - Great runner

1989 Black ES - Spares Car. I murdered it!

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Post by robkendall » Fri Sep 23, 2005 3:27 am

dude...i like it....its always nice chavbaiting
you have to feel sorry for them though when they want to drive around in things like this
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must say, the workmanship looks good, but theres no accounting for taste!

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Post by Dan the 480 Man » Fri Sep 23, 2005 6:33 am

Aaaww. Bless their little hearts! That to me looks like a Saxo with an identity crisis...

@gcf, nice post. I especially like the bit about McDonalds and Neons...it's funny 'cos it's true! I'd never use neons...:liar:

I agree with Rob, quality workmanship-such a shame it's been wasted :lol: I bet it's only a 1.1 aswell... It's easy to slate a Volvo 'cos none of them actually have the balls to own one! A VT-what??
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Post by Ritchie » Fri Sep 23, 2005 11:57 am

That thing looks like a jelly bean on speed!
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Post by stu chacks » Tue Sep 27, 2005 4:12 pm

guitarcarfanatic wrote:It seems my comments have maddened them(just as I was trying to reply about how to pikey up a saxo and why!). Anyway I thought the 480 needed defending. Down with the pikeys(I bet they come and rob me now!).......!!!!! :kill: :kill: :kill:

P.S they locked the thread before I could ask what VTR meant! I did try and hazard a guess at Very twatty retard
Nice one amigo, I think your comments did the trick! lol :lol:

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Post by MatBat » Tue Sep 27, 2005 5:43 pm

ROFL, classic.

Dear saxo owners, when will they learn?
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Post by Dan the 480 Man » Tue Sep 27, 2005 6:15 pm

I believe if you look at the top post on that particular forum, there is a "Volvo Drivers Are Gay" post...but it's locked unless you register.

http://www.saxosportsclub.com/forum/search.asp (Just type Volvo drivers are gay)

Too much of a bunch of wimps to let us see it too... :lol: But seriously, i'd love to have a car that looks like it was a free gift with Frosties... :rofl:
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Post by guitarcarfanatic » Tue Sep 27, 2005 10:25 pm

As our forums covert secret agent I have checked all forums mentioning volvos. Seems a few stories of saxos hitting volvos and totalling the saxo but not denting the volvo are apprent:

"fuck me, volvo's r solid as fuck. id rather hit a brick wall than a volvo.

i hit 1 in my vtr the baby was only 2weeks old, mine was a mess, cud only see the bonnet out the window, but the volvo only had a brocken head light n dented wing n bumper....

fuckin animal them volvo's"


Makes you laugh really. I cant view the volvo drivers are gay thread as it is locked even to members. The forum is great for laughs though.

Thread titiles such as "where to get things chromed..."

And "I just got the bodykit on my 1.1...the car feels so much faster..."


I could laugh my ass off all night reading the forum...!
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Previously...
Peugeot 406 executive TD - The devil!

1991 Red Turbo - Great condition and surprisingly un-rusty!

1989 Light Blue metallic Turbo - Sold!

1993 Steel grey S - Bought for parts

1990 Red ES - Now resting in car heaven!

1989 Black ES - Great runner

1989 Black ES - Spares Car. I murdered it!

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Post by VanDerGraaf » Wed Sep 28, 2005 6:34 am

Good work mate! :lol:
08 Renault Laguna III Sport Tourer 2.0T 4 wheel steering madness
00 Citroën XM ES9 V6 incredible

Previously:
00 W210 Mercedes E430 V8 estate LPG .....wünderbar!
00 W210 Mercedes E320cdi estate dead, eaten alive
95 Citroën XM 2.5 TD estate dead
95 Citroën XM 2.1 TD stolen/dead
'97 Saab 9000 Aero gone
Vase Green '94 Twin Pipe 480 Turbo
"Scar", Vase Green '94 Turbo dead
"Green Goblin" '93 Turbo Auto PITA, dead
Grey '88 ES dead
Steel Grey '93 480 Turbo sold and believed dead

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Post by martinholmesuk » Wed Sep 28, 2005 6:49 am

Did anyone see 'You are currently logged in as saxo_drivers_are_gay.'
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