The Aussie Way

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The Aussie Way

Post by Jamo » Wed Sep 24, 2003 12:30 pm

The Australian way

An Australian guy decides to travel around the GreekIslands. He walks into a bar and Jill (the Australian Barmaid) takes his order, Fosters, and notices his accent. Over the course of the night they get to know each other quite well. At the end of Jill's shift he asks her if she wants to come back to his place and have sex with him. Although she is attracted to him she says no. He then offers to pay her $200 for sex. Jill is travelling the world and because she is short of funds she agrees.


The next night the guy turns up again, orders Fosters and after showing her plenty of attention throughout the night he asks if she will sleep with him again for $200. Jill remembers the night before and is only too happy to agree.


This goes on for 5 nights. On the 6th night the guy comes in, orders Fosters and sits in the corner. Jill thinks that may be she should pay him more attention and may be she can then shake some more cash out of him again. So she goes over and sits next to him.

She asks him where he's from in Australiaand he tells her Melbourne.

"So am I... What suburb in Melbourne?"
"Glen Iris" he replies
"That's amazing..." she says, "...so am I - what Street?" "Cameo Street" he replies "This is unbelievable..." she says, "... what number?" He says "Number 20" and she is totally astonished. "You are not going to believe this but I'm from Number 22 and my parents still live there!" "I know..." he says, "...your Father gave me $1,000 to give to you"

HE WHO DRINKS AUSTRALIAN - THINKS AUSTRALIAN! :wink: :twisted:
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Post by dragon » Wed Sep 24, 2003 12:40 pm

:lol::lol::lol:
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Post by levensnevel » Wed Sep 24, 2003 12:41 pm

Nice one Jamo,

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Post by Gimle » Wed Sep 24, 2003 1:09 pm

Hmmm, I never had neighbours like that... :lol:
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LOL

Post by Jamo » Thu Sep 25, 2003 4:25 pm

You can't get any sweeter than that.

I'm off to get myself a XXXX :cheers:
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Post by Mads Pedersen » Fri Sep 26, 2003 5:07 pm

Good one. all I can say is: the smart one fouls the not so smart.... survival 1 on 1 :hopping:
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