The five secrets of a perfect relationship

Jamo · Post by **Jamo** » Thu Oct 16, 2003 1:38 pm

THE FIVE SECRETS OF A PERFECT RELATIONSHIP:

1. It is important to find a woman who helps at home, who cooks from
time to time, cleans up and has a job.

2. It is important to find a woman who can make you laugh.

3. It is important to find a woman whom you can trust and who doesn't
lie to you.

4. It is important to find a woman who is good in bed and who likes
to be with you.

5. It is very important that these four women don't know each other.

hereagain · Post by **hereagain** » Thu Oct 16, 2003 2:20 pm

martinholmesuk · Post by **martinholmesuk** » Thu Oct 16, 2003 4:20 pm

Yep that's my plan!

levensnevel · Post by **levensnevel** » Thu Oct 16, 2003 7:05 pm

I've got 4 out of 5

volvofox · Post by **volvofox** » Thu Oct 16, 2003 11:37 pm

its best to have none of these on a regular basis

Luck
JPF

Gimle · Post by **Gimle** » Mon Oct 20, 2003 9:13 am

:D:hopping:

Sophie · Post by **Sophie** » Thu Oct 23, 2003 11:23 pm

eurm... what's all that about ???? aren't there any other women here to shout at u ???!!!!! lol ! ! ! ! !

very funny....

volvofox · Post by **volvofox** » Thu Oct 23, 2003 11:41 pm

Ah, don't take this personal. I am sure you are something else, something special.

No, there are no (not many) girl480 owners. The last one I knew was a swiss girl, who's car got burned. Yeah, and lately there is one but she prefers to be called "lady" instead of girl.

anyhow... WELCOME ! Hope you stay a wile, and will be able to whitstand all of us men

Luck
Jean-Paul F

PS: I don't generalise, this is just a joke

Sophie · Post by **Sophie** » Fri Oct 24, 2003 12:11 am

yep ! caroline ! ! poor lass ! I know her from the french site.
don't worrie, i'm used to all these "macho" chaps with their big fast 480's...hi hi hi !

martinholmesuk · Post by **martinholmesuk** » Fri Oct 24, 2003 7:40 am

Jean-Paul F

I see someone put his real name

You chatting the girls up

That's my job

Gimle · Post by **Gimle** » Fri Oct 24, 2003 8:39 am

martinholmesuk wrote:I see someone put his real name

And Martin isn't your real name?

Sophie · Post by **Sophie** » Fri Oct 24, 2003 9:02 am

That's my job

oh yeah !???

good luck then

volvofox · Post by **volvofox** » Fri Oct 24, 2003 9:20 am

and... my real name is.....

(I always used my real name, but first letters only. "volvofox" isn't such a lie too, the last part is even a translation of my family name. (no my name is not "zorro" or "reinard", "Fox", "vos" or "Kettu")

about what amuses her is to her to dicide.

As far as i am conserned, i don't care/mind

hehehe, we should all get together, have some

and

some...

luck
JPF

Jamo · Post by **Jamo** » Fri Oct 24, 2003 9:26 am

eurm... what's all that about ???? aren't there any other women here to shout at u ???!!!!! lol ! ! ! ! !

What! women on the forum! scandalous!!!

Oh well better watch what i post! hehe

Veuillez vous rencontrer jeune dame. Veuillez ne prendre aucune offense pour moi joue simplement avec des mots

Sophie · Post by **Sophie** » Fri Oct 24, 2003 9:34 am

oh no, don't worry... i'm not the kind who will tell u off every time u say anything nasty...

right...must be off...got cars to mess about with, horses to ride, people to see...just the thought of "horses makes me think that I might need another cuppa coffee before I go...

martinholmesuk · Post by **martinholmesuk** » Fri Oct 24, 2003 9:46 am

What part of France you in? I'm over in Paris about once a week, If your around Paris I'll pop in for a drink! (if ya want

)

Of course if your short and cute I'll be over right now

levensnevel · Post by **levensnevel** » Fri Oct 24, 2003 10:13 am

Martin,

LaRochelle, you twat

Just between Nantes and Bordeaux, so it would take you a nice little drive from Paris

Sophie · Post by **Sophie** » Fri Oct 24, 2003 10:15 am

I'm near la rochelle, half way down the atlantic coast ! !
eurm, short...not really...1m68...sorry, I haven't talked in ft an inches for years ! and cute....could say so...

Sophie · Post by **Sophie** » Fri Oct 24, 2003 10:18 am

there's about 4 an a half hours drive...that's my bad driving for u ! sorry; about 6h drive...

wedge69 · Post by **wedge69** » Fri Oct 24, 2003 10:25 am

Oi Martin, stop flirting with the new people!