Audi Quattro on the Italian border

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bigdickbuster
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Audi Quattro on the Italian border

Post by bigdickbuster » Sat Sep 11, 2010 11:46 pm

Five Germans in the Audi Quattro arrived to the Italian border. Italian border guard say:
- "It'sa illegala to putta 5 people in af Quattro"
- "Vot do you mean et'z illegal ?" ask German
- "Quattro meansa four" told Italian - "Quattro is just ze name of ze automobile" told German. "Look at ze papers:
zis car is disignt to kerry 5 persons" ...
- "You can'ta pulla thata one on me" told Italian. "Quattro meanse four.
You have five a people ina your car and you are therforea breaking the low".
German guy lose patience - "You idiot! Call your zupervisor over, I vant to speak to somevone viz more intelligence."
- "Sorry" -told Italian. "He can'ta come. He'sa busy witha 2 guys in a Fiat Uno" :hopping:
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Re: Audi Quattro on the Italian border

Post by Speedy1st » Thu Sep 30, 2010 7:57 pm

:lol:


Imagine a Fiat 500... yay
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