WHAT IS A 710 ?
A few days ago I was having some work done at my local garage.
A blonde came in and asked for a seven hundred & ten.
We all looked at each other and another customer asked,
'What is a seven hundred & ten?'
She replied, 'You know, the little piece in the middle of the engine,
I have lost it and need a new one..'
She replied that she did not know exactly what it was,
but this piece had always been there.
The mechanic gave her a piece of paper and a pen and
asked her to draw what the piece looked like.
She drew a circle and in the middle of it wrote 710.
He then took her over to another car which had its hood up
and asked 'is there a 710 on this car?'
She pointed and said, 'Of course, its right there.'
If you're not sure what a 710 is look below!
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Black 1990 Volvo 480 es 1.7
H*** VJX
TT 1993 480 es ltd edition 2 ltr
K*** TBJ
Old cars
1989 Volvo 340 Glt
1990 Volvo 440
1992 Volvo 440
1998 Volvo s40 1.8i Gdi