Who is this???

esta · Post by **esta** » Tue Dec 29, 2009 5:06 pm

Hello Partner Volvo 480 Club.

I am a partner of Volvo, Sorry to send you this mail that has nothing to do with the theme of our club, but I transmit it to ask for help from a friend's brother,
I hope you Join the campaign to help.
Greetings.
Andy

(here I will quote the text of your order)

My name is Jose, I'm from Peru, I live in Moyobamba, I ask help for my brother, he is called Michael, has 3 children ages 9, 7 and 5 years, in 2006 was diagnosed with a brain tumor that has blinded, since my family is going through a moment of despair at the continuing demand for treatment expenses of my brother and my family has no more resources to continue with treatment, why turn to you, to collaborate with my brother, to make possible the continuation of their treatment and their children can continue to enjoy the presence of his father, since he is the only one I have at his side.
Any additional information about the enfermadad my brother or me direct your donation can write to this email address, bochaxo@yahoo.es.
Thank you in advance for your attention and apologies of the case.
God bless.

??? Bizarre stuffs, just wondering if anyone else had this???

Raffadakis · Post by **Raffadakis** » Wed Dec 30, 2009 2:30 am

I'm sorry, but SPAM....

bigdickbuster · Post by **bigdickbuster** » Wed Dec 30, 2009 4:06 am

If you are registered on the volvo-480-europe.org you can check whether this guy is real

esta · Post by **esta** » Wed Dec 30, 2009 9:24 am

Lol I think its pretty obvious he's not genuine, and even if he was no offence but I don't have 'spare' money to just fritter away, if I did I would be on the ferrari-f40.com rofl

I was just curious if he had ripped off everyone elses addresses? And moreover how did he find just mine???

glasgowjim · Post by **glasgowjim** » Wed Dec 30, 2009 10:27 am

All sorts of weird stuff happens on the internet I recently got an email from facebook which I am not on - in fact I am not on any social networking sites -
listing possible friends from facebook! Including some people who I have not contacted in 6 years in fact from 2 computers ago so how did that happen?

they must come across / raid lists of names of people who access sites .

I usually delete all this rubbish but nearly deleted a paypal notification for "you have money" because it was in dutch

and I thought it was another naughty spam

Van · Post by **Van** » Wed Dec 30, 2009 11:55 am

These scams are sent by gangs. Think away Volvo and Peru and it comes close to the average Nigerian scam. There's probably some software that scans the internet for forums and sent out messages.
The investment is low. Hard to believe, but there are people who do respond. Even if it is one in million, they sent out ten million and get ten donations. So it pays off.

esta · Post by **esta** » Wed Dec 30, 2009 12:02 pm

I get loads of these scams, usually a couple a week, and I always think "Yeah as if anyone would be stupid enough..."

But then again, like Van says, there must be nutters out there who DO respond else why would they bother? Its like those junk letters we used to be plagued with...and there are often programmes on the telly about these people that get suckered in. I mean, if you havent entered the competition how the hell could you have won anything? There are some numpties out there!!

I only posted it by the way to see if anyone else on here had had one, dont worry I did not believe it for one instant!!

bigdickbuster · Post by **bigdickbuster** » Wed Dec 30, 2009 2:55 pm

I only get a penis enlargement offer

esta · Post by **esta** » Wed Dec 30, 2009 2:56 pm

bigdickbuster wrote:I only get a penis enlargement offer

I get them too! And Viagra offers! Of which I need neither!
Why does no one ever emailing me offering boob jobs, that'd be far more appropriate

Speedy1st · Post by **Speedy1st** » Wed Dec 30, 2009 9:46 pm

JohnTurbo · Post by **JohnTurbo** » Thu Dec 31, 2009 8:14 pm

Dear Forum user,

My name is King Niputo Aklim, of the Volvonian empire.

I write to you because my soothsayer claims you are of sound wit, and responsible nature.

Due to a seriously spurious mining project, i've been able to embezzle $34million US, and need to transfer it to a european account before the funds are safe.

If you would be so kind as to send me a pair or your dirtiest boxers/knickers, a cupholder armrest and $10,000 for me to use towards an admin fee, i'll repay your kindness with an unfeasibly large share of my purely fictional fortune.

I'm sure your reply will be forthcoming,

As our people say, live long and prosper,

King Niputo

esta · Post by **esta** » Fri Jan 01, 2010 2:58 pm

JohnTurbo wrote:Dear Forum user,

My name is King Niputo Aklim, of the Volvonian empire.

I write to you because my soothsayer claims you are of sound wit, and responsible nature.

Due to a seriously spurious mining project, i've been able to embezzle $34million US, and need to transfer it to a european account before the funds are safe.

If you would be so kind as to send me a pair or your dirtiest boxers/knickers, a cupholder armrest and $10,000 for me to use towards an admin fee, i'll repay your kindness with an unfeasibly large share of my purely fictional fortune.

I'm sure your reply will be forthcoming,

As our people say, live long and prosper,

King Niputo

Please reply with your email address on here. I have all those items and $10,000 at my disposal and would love to help you with your problem.

Raffadakis · Post by **Raffadakis** » Fri Jan 01, 2010 9:19 pm

http://www.419eater.com/html/joe_eboh.htm for everyone who wants to have a laugh

Murf · Post by **Murf** » Fri Jan 01, 2010 11:24 pm

Why does no one ever emailing me offering boob jobs, that'd be far more appropriate

I have all those items and $10,000 at my disposal

If you have 10k lying about, that should get you a pretty decent new pair, dont go too big though, could get in the way working on the Jag!

esta · Post by **esta** » Fri Jan 01, 2010 11:26 pm

Murf wrote:
Why does no one ever emailing me offering boob jobs, that'd be far more appropriate

I have all those items and $10,000 at my disposal
If you have 10k lying about, that should get you a pretty decent new pair, dont go too big though, could get in the way working on the Jag!

Well the Jags not as low as the Volvo so thats one extra size I can go up