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Barryboys.co.uk - How NOT to make a 480 look good!

Post by Ben Harris » Wed Jun 10, 2009 1:04 pm

People are always asking for pictures on 'styling'. Here's how NOT to do it!

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http://www.barryboys.co.uk/phpBB2/viewtopic.php?t=31601

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Post by bigdickbuster » Wed Jun 10, 2009 1:10 pm

:shock: :shock: :shock:

:sick: :sick: :sick:
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Post by richj » Wed Jun 10, 2009 1:36 pm

lol I wonder how long the bakc bumper 'exhaust splitter' lasted :) If you are going for wide arches, wide wheels / different lower offset might help :p

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Post by Yossarian » Wed Jun 10, 2009 3:47 pm

I will always maintain, the 480 is one of the few cars (along with the Mk1 MR2), that shouldn't be modded in anyway, bodywork wise.
[b]2.0ES.[/b] - [b][url=http://volvo480.dragons.org.uk/forum/viewtopic.php?t=17327]Sold[/url][/b].

Hopefully for 2009 - 1.7 Turbo.

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Post by ted clutch » Wed Jun 10, 2009 5:44 pm

yes.
as sheriff hoyt said when he saw the body, wow look at that mess.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HMCrCwsxcLM

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Post by Ettore Bugatti » Wed Jun 10, 2009 8:05 pm

Hmmm, need some work in the detailling...
:sick:

Although, the idea about a widebody 480 does sound good.
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Post by Murf » Wed Jun 10, 2009 9:50 pm

Thats scary, but not as scary as the guy in the top right of the first pic that seems to be wearing a bright orange wig and a dress!! :shock:

Not a good advert for France :lol:
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Post by pol » Fri Jun 12, 2009 12:26 pm

That is a sweeet ride. I'm going to start work on a replica this weekend.

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Post by B18FT - LOVER » Fri Jun 12, 2009 6:03 pm

OMG he took it to a car show and parked it up like it was a minter....

I feel ill after looking at that :sick: :sick: :sick: :sick: :sick: :sick: :sick: :sick: :sick: :sick: :sick:

How can any body in there right mind think that is a good way to mod car's...... they must just be total bonkers, nothing fits, nothing is fitted on straight, the filler hasnt even seen sand paper near it it's ruffer than a hedgehogs pubic hair...

I mean he must have took it there for a piss take right. :nuts: :crazy: :bla: :roll:

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Post by pol » Fri Jun 12, 2009 9:36 pm

You mean Munter?

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Post by ted clutch » Sat Jun 13, 2009 1:21 am

what why the indicators sticking up.

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Post by B18FT - LOVER » Sat Jun 13, 2009 7:38 am

ted clutch wrote:what why the indicators sticking up.
I like that... he removed the side repeaters and just screwed them up right over the head light pattern lol.....

I feel ill again :sick:

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Post by pol » Wed Jun 17, 2009 10:22 am

I was wondering what they were! What a heap of shit. Someone actually thinks this looks good. They need to be run over.

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Post by esta » Sun Jul 26, 2009 7:52 am

Murf wrote:Thats scary, but not as scary as the guy in the top right of the first pic that seems to be wearing a bright orange wig and a dress!! :shock:
lmao didnt even spot that until you said, too busy feeling sorry for the volvo!! :lol:
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Post by JohnTurbo » Sun Jul 26, 2009 6:11 pm

Lol. Good eyes there murf!
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Post by VolvoMafia » Fri Aug 07, 2009 6:44 am

:shock: that's the proof: French have no taste...

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Post by Greg-Mitchell » Thu Aug 20, 2009 12:21 am

That is scary. Chav-tastic!

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Post by Greg-Mitchell » Sat Aug 29, 2009 6:10 pm

It needs shot

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