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Some things just can't be placed elsewhere. Have you been speeding and got fined? Or spotted a nice new Volvo on the web somewhere? All non-480 messages can be posted in this part of the board.

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Post by POE » Wed May 13, 2009 9:17 pm

A first year primary school girl handed in the drawing below for a homework assignment Image After it was marked and the child brought it home, she returned to school the next day with the following note:Dear Ms. Davis,

I want to be very clear on my child's illustration. It is NOT of me on a dance pole on a stage in a strip bar. I work at Homebase and had commented to my daughter how much money we made in the recent cold weather. This photo is of me selling a shovel.

Mrs. Harrington
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Post by esta » Thu May 14, 2009 3:54 pm

Love it! :rofl:
[img]http://i118.photobucket.com/albums/o100/estamace/logo.jpg[/img]

There are a number of mechanical devices which increase sexual arousal, particularly in women. Chief among these is the Volvo 480 ;)

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Post by Speedy1st » Thu May 14, 2009 5:57 pm

good one :lol:
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