Hilarious Tech Support Call

Some things just can't be placed elsewhere. Have you been speeding and got fined? Or spotted a nice new Volvo on the web somewhere? All non-480 messages can be posted in this part of the board.

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Hilarious Tech Support Call

Post by Big Brother » Fri May 01, 2009 6:24 am

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Post by martinholmesuk » Fri May 01, 2009 6:40 am

That's so true. Funny when the users are like omg the mouse moved!
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Post by Big Brother » Fri May 01, 2009 6:55 am

Yes its like that here to, I ask for their PC number and then they freak out saying 'ahhh my mouse is moving and things are happening on my screen, I'm not touching anything honest!!' Yeah its me genius and its called VNC
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Post by Big Brother » Fri May 01, 2009 7:02 am

This is also a good one, if everything was made by Microsoft

http://www.cracked.com/article_17323_if ... osoft.html
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Post by bigdickbuster » Fri May 01, 2009 9:09 am

It's not so funny, because it's daily soup for IT guys :)
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Post by martinholmesuk » Fri May 01, 2009 11:02 am

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I like :lol:
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Post by Big Brother » Sat May 02, 2009 6:39 pm

You'll like this too Mart.

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Post by Captain Crunch » Mon May 04, 2009 9:00 am

How about this one:
User: "My printer doesn't work"
Help Desk: "Is it a black and white printer?"
User: "No, it is grey, actually"
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Post by Captain Crunch » Mon May 04, 2009 11:46 am

This is one of my best!
User: "I cant open the logg file for yesterday's backup-jobb"
Me: "There is a short-cut for the logg file right on the desktop"
User: "I can't see it anywhere. But there was a cleaning-lady here a while ago. Maybee it is in the recycle bin?"
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Post by bigdickbuster » Mon May 04, 2009 10:00 pm

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1986 480 ES, model year '87, 217 Red - Reliable mate
ex 1990 480 TURBO, model year '90, 231 Red Image This car was a mistake :D

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Post by Big Brother » Tue May 05, 2009 6:37 am

And of course there is always Jeb's Jobs Tech Support
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