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Little joke

Post by bigdickbuster » Wed Apr 29, 2009 3:29 am

A man met a beautiful blonde lady and decided he wanted to marry her right away.
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> She said, 'But we don't know anything about each other.'
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> He said, 'That's all right, we'll learn about each other as we go along.'
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> So she consented, they were married, and off they went on a honeymoon at a very nice resort.
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> One morning they were lying by the pool, when he got up off of his towel, climbed up to the 10 metre board and did a two and a half tuck, followed by three rotations in the pike position, at which point he straightened out and cut the water like a knife.
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> After a few more demonstrations, he came back and lay down on the towel.
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> She said, 'That was incredible!'
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> He said, 'I used to be an Olympic diving champion. You see, I told you we'd learn more about each other as we went along.'
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> So she got up, jumped in the pool and started doing lengths.
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> After seventy-five lengths she climbed out of the pool, lay down on her towel and was hardly out of breath.
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> He said, 'That was incredible! Were you an Olympic endurance swimmer?'
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> 'No,' she said, 'I was a prostitute in Liverpool but I worked both sides of the Mersey :shock:
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Post by Captain Crunch » Wed Apr 29, 2009 11:12 am

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
My compliments to Your story and Your language.
For a person living outside the UK, Your English is exquisite!
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Post by bigdickbuster » Wed Apr 29, 2009 12:04 pm

This story indeed is good. My English is not perfect. I do a lot of mistakes.

Sometimes goes better ;)
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Post by esta » Wed Apr 29, 2009 4:04 pm

Brilliant!

I wondered where it was going lol!
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Post by bigdickbuster » Mon May 11, 2009 11:28 pm

- Why are you sad?

- I will be a father …

- But it is a reason for joy!

- I suppose this, but I don't know how to tell the wife about it.... :shock:
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Post by bigdickbuster » Wed May 13, 2009 11:10 am

From bash.org


#334331 +(8723)- [X]
<LordChewy> so my dad found my porn folder
<LordChewy> and he was getting all pissed
<LordChewy> so its all like "does this surprise you? i'm not stupid you know"
<LordChewy> "i know dad"
<LordChewy> "what do you have to say for yourself?"
<LordChewy> at this point i stare at him straight in the eyes and say "C:Documents and SettingsRickyMy Documentsfaxessent faxes"
<LordChewy> and he just shut up
<kingKahn> what is it?
<LordChewy> its his porn folder
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