How to handle someone annoying you on a plane...

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How to handle someone annoying you on a plane...

Post by esta » Sun Mar 22, 2009 7:41 pm

1) Quietly remove your laptop from its case.
2) Open up the screen and turn it on
3) Make sure the guy next to you can see the screen
4) Close your eyes and tilt your head up toward the sky and move your lips as if you were praying.
5) Hit this link: http://boortz.com/mp3/archive/countdown.swf
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Post by gltease » Sun Mar 22, 2009 7:45 pm

An oldie but a goodie !!
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Post by V480TI » Sun Mar 22, 2009 8:27 pm

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

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Ps : make sure the cabin crew doesn't see it otherwise :?
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Post by esta » Sun Mar 22, 2009 8:42 pm

V480TI wrote:
Ps : make sure the cabin crew doesn't see it otherwise :?
:rofl: Yeh, knowing my luck I would be on an outside seat and open it up just as an airhostess walks by!!! :rofl:
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