Furry Ford!

Some things just can't be placed elsewhere. Have you been speeding and got fined? Or spotted a nice new Volvo on the web somewhere? All non-480 messages can be posted in this part of the board.

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Post by Murf » Sat Nov 15, 2008 11:34 pm

Genius!
http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/GREEN-FURRY-CAPRI ... =72%3A1301

Only thing is, after you wash it, do you need to blow dry it to stop it going frizzy? :lol:
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Post by gltease » Sat Nov 15, 2008 11:40 pm

comes with a set of spray painted dice :)
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Post by martinholmesuk » Sat Nov 15, 2008 11:42 pm

I spent a lot of time around Aylesbury and I never saw that funny ford! heh
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Post by gltease » Sat Nov 15, 2008 11:48 pm

"honey, im going outside to wash and blowdry my capri"
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Post by bbf » Sun Nov 16, 2008 7:06 am

no need for blowing, just driving fast and fur-ious..
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Post by rgreenhalf » Sun Nov 16, 2008 9:11 am

You'd never fur-get seeing that!
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Post by esta » Sun Nov 16, 2008 10:43 am

OK, cant think of any funny fur- jokes, so Im just gonna say "OH MY GOD!!!" Its kinda cute in a "Im gonna sit and suggle you" way! :lol:
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Post by glasgowjim » Sun Nov 16, 2008 4:53 pm

Until it rains then the acceleration dies :lol:

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Post by Captain Crunch » Sun Nov 16, 2008 11:54 pm

What will the MOT-man say :?: :shock:
'You must cut off 1/2" of your car's bodywork, or register it as a dog' :rofl:
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Post by bkf_uk » Mon Nov 17, 2008 12:31 am

:sick:
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Post by martinholmesuk » Mon Nov 17, 2008 7:34 am

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Post by Dan the 480 Man » Mon Nov 17, 2008 8:09 am

Surely that can't be fur real? :lol: (taken me all weekend....)
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Post by esta » Mon Nov 17, 2008 4:15 pm

Dan the 480 Man wrote:Surely that can't be fur real? :lol: (taken me all weekend....)
Aw...sorry to rain on your parade...
eBay wrote:YES THIS IS FUR-REAL!
Oh how odd...ended with no bids!! :lol:
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Post by gltease » Mon Nov 17, 2008 4:51 pm

esta wrote:
Dan the 480 Man wrote:Surely that can't be fur real? :lol: (taken me all weekend....)
Aw...sorry to rain on your parade...
eBay wrote:YES THIS IS FUR-REAL!
Oh how odd...ended with no bids!! :lol:
I was gonna bid but I furgot :)
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Post by esta » Mon Nov 17, 2008 5:48 pm

gltease wrote:
I was gonna bid but I furgot :)
I wonder how many people have email him and said the same thing!! :lol:
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There are a number of mechanical devices which increase sexual arousal, particularly in women. Chief among these is the Volvo 480 ;)

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HAVE: Jaguar XJ40 4l Sov
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Post by Captain Crunch » Mon Nov 17, 2008 10:11 pm

Such a thing must be properly analyzed, before you can comment on it.

Now then, ........... is it a car :?: No :!:
Could it be a ........... rug :?: No :!:
Then it must be something from ........... the Muppet Show :?: No :!:

Now I've got it,

it's a 'Furrari' :wave:
(took me 3 min to find that one :wink: )
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Post by gltease » Mon Nov 17, 2008 11:47 pm

Its obviously a Furd Capri !
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Post by Ettore Bugatti » Tue Nov 18, 2008 12:05 am

Ah, I see Ford improved the pedestrian safety.

Extra NCAP points, I guess
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Post by bbf » Tue Nov 18, 2008 7:12 am

NCAP points, that's fur sure!
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'91 480 Turbo, RIP :(
'93 480 2.0, RIP :(
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Post by esta » Tue Nov 18, 2008 12:14 pm

OK, so this was clearly open to ridicule, but did you see these questions??? The FUR'D one down made me laugh!! (sorry, felt like i was missing out with none of my own FUR jokes!!)

Question & Answer

Q: I cannot afford this car, but if I could - I WOULD BID A MILLION POUNDS for it. it makes me want to sell a kidney :) just thought id show my admiration. It seriously kicks ass...
A: Please,no body parts as payment.

Q: Have you has any problems putting the car through a car wash ?? love it
A: Do you know what? I've tried most things but not that.

Q: Wow. Iv'e always wanted a furry car don't suppose you got one in ginger to match my Beaver.
A: Hello,probably easier to dye you beaver green to match the car,Thankyou.

Q: hello. I love your furry car. Will u give me it for christmas please. i have a sad illness that makes me strangely attracted to vehicles of a furry nature. It is probably a terminal illness as those who know me want to kill me because of it. I have previousley owned a golf made of PVC and a polyester mini! Love the capri tho!.x.x.x.
A: I hope your'e a girl.

Q: you are avin a LAUGH !!!!!!!
A: Yes, quite often thankyou.

Q: makes me smile every time i see this on ebay and i love my Capris, thank god for people like you who can still see the fun in them, your barking mad just like the car and i mean that in the best possible way. Well done mate and all the best to you, hope you sell it cheers me up thanks Paul.
A: Thankyou,driving around in this car cheers everybody up.

Q: hi i'm very interested my wife likes the idea of a furry bonnet to lie on, can you tell me is it comfortable many thanks daz .
A: I'm afraid the bonnet is not forsale separately,but is very comfy i'm sure.
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There are a number of mechanical devices which increase sexual arousal, particularly in women. Chief among these is the Volvo 480 ;)

WANT: 480 GT-Turbo & Jaguar XJR-S
HAVE: Jaguar XJ40 4l Sov
HAD: 480 GT (Lula) & 480 ES (Lulu), Mk4 XR3i (Wall*E), Rover 416i (Junior-R.I.P. bud), X2 (Percy) & Tahiti (Tati)

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