small dick vs big dick

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small dick vs big dick

Post by aibast » Thu May 29, 2008 5:46 am

Just needed to take this pic and show you. Ford big 4x4 = very very small dick.
Volvo 480 = the right stuff. I think I'll just have to make a sticker that says
"jag kör en Volvo för att kompensera för min enorma penis"

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1992 850 2,5 20V - sold to get the R
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Post by Dan the 480 Man » Thu May 29, 2008 6:56 am

:lol:
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Post by esta » Thu May 29, 2008 5:23 pm

I never learnt your language...but i have a sneaky suspision i could translate that word for word :lol:

Nice one ;)
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There are a number of mechanical devices which increase sexual arousal, particularly in women. Chief among these is the Volvo 480 ;)

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Post by piper1st » Thu May 29, 2008 11:06 pm

haha ... i wonder if the 480 could fit inside the ford truck!?? :lol:
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Post by aibast » Fri May 30, 2008 5:47 am

esta wrote:I never learnt your language...but i have a sneaky suspision i could translate that word for word :lol:

Nice one ;)
It isn't my language. Its in swedish.

In estonian its goes:
"ma sõidan Volvoga, et kompenseerida oma suurt riista"

In english

"i drive a Volvo, to compensate my huge dick"
1996 850R 2.0 T5 - "Beebi R"
1994 480 Turbo - RichMod - sold to get the R
1992 850 2,5 20V - sold to get the R
1987 744 TIC - Haas Tuning - totaled by BMW
1973 142 GL B20E - sold

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Post by esta » Fri May 30, 2008 4:38 pm

aibast wrote:
esta wrote:I never learnt your language...but i have a sneaky suspision i could translate that word for word :lol:

Nice one ;)
It isn't my language. Its in swedish.

In estonian its goes:
"ma sõidan Volvoga, et kompenseerida oma suurt riista"

In english

"i drive a Volvo, to compensate my huge dick"
Sorry :cry: Whosever language it is-i like it! I can understand it lol :lol:
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There are a number of mechanical devices which increase sexual arousal, particularly in women. Chief among these is the Volvo 480 ;)

WANT: 480 GT-Turbo & Jaguar XJR-S
HAVE: Jaguar XJ40 4l Sov
HAD: 480 GT (Lula) & 480 ES (Lulu), Mk4 XR3i (Wall*E), Rover 416i (Junior-R.I.P. bud), X2 (Percy) & Tahiti (Tati)

www.projectjaguar.co.uk

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Post by 480 Tatey » Fri May 30, 2008 11:37 pm

Ha ha, I love learning new languages, theres a polish guy at the local takeaway teching me his lingo, bit difficult when your pissed on a Saturday night though!!! :lol:
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Post by glasgowjim » Sat May 31, 2008 11:27 pm

yeah got a polish friend to teach me 2 phases for my job came in real handy

shut up

and

stop that

well I am a teacher after all :rofl:

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Post by DaKyy » Sun Jun 01, 2008 8:52 am

http://www.everything2.net/title/Finnis ... 2520curses

Things that everyone wants to know about finnish language :)
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Post by 480 Tatey » Sun Jun 01, 2008 12:36 pm

I would disclose what i'm being taught but its rather rude 'SPEIRDELI SVELO'!! I think thats how you spell it, i say no more!!! :lol:
Volvo 480 Celebration 19/480 now sold. Gutted.

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Post by bigdickbuster » Thu Aug 04, 2011 5:30 pm

I found this topic quite accidentally during searching internet in a completely different case.I am ashamed :cry:
480 Tatey wrote:I would disclose what i'm being taught but its rather rude 'SPEIRDELI SVELO'!! I think thats how you spell it, i say no more!!! :lol:
God Damn! it's very rude to say to the other person like this.

But i'm laughing and rolling on the floor when I see your phonetic definition :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
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ex 1990 480 TURBO, model year '90, 231 Red Image This car was a mistake :D

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Re: small dick vs big dick

Post by glasgowjim » Thu Aug 04, 2011 7:14 pm

Grób *raider*

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