Anyone seen 300 yet?

guitarcarfanatic · Post by **guitarcarfanatic** » Thu Mar 29, 2007 6:57 pm

Personally I thought it was brilliant! For about 2 days after seeing it, everything I did was "For Sparta!". Thougth the effects were top class and the fight scenes were just awesome. I think anyone who see's it comes away with a desire to conquer things, drink mead, eat boars, adapt dustbin lids into shields and enter heated debate about whether the Queens nipples were just a bit big...

( and many other manly man things!)

Heard lots of good things before going and was worried it wouldn't live up to it but MY GOD it does

JohnTurbo · Post by **JohnTurbo** » Thu Mar 29, 2007 7:35 pm

Was meant to go tonight

martinholmesuk · Post by **martinholmesuk** » Thu Mar 29, 2007 8:10 pm

this weekend so my mate says but to be honest it sounds crap but the visuals looked good..

awwww i been watching to much 'Talking movies' again.

robkendall · Post by **robkendall** » Fri Mar 30, 2007 7:13 am

screw all the reviews.....watch it....its a proper man film.
killing anything that moves because you can....ah the life.
bit stylised but overall top class.
i especially liked the bit where.....no i wont tell you.
'meatheads' sort of sprang to mind.....but in such a good way.
made me want to get a helmet and red cape......i looked down at my gut though and woke up.

worth watching.....not if youre seriously into history....im sure there fact in there....its just not that important.
rgrds
rob

ps....rob......i thought the queens nipples were .....hmm just about right.

barnsleyGT · Post by **barnsleyGT** » Mon Apr 09, 2007 12:43 pm

what a fantastic flick.

wish id gone to watch it on the big screen tho.

switch off and enjoy the violence (and the queens football studs).

98kellrs · Post by **98kellrs** » Mon Apr 09, 2007 11:16 pm

haha I want to see it now! If only to see these controversial nipples!

muddyfox470 · Post by **muddyfox470** » Tue Apr 10, 2007 8:02 am

I went to see 'The Messengers' and 'Mr Bean's Holiday' last night; I was bored; but I'll go see 300 very soon

Ian

snailslime · Post by **snailslime** » Fri Apr 13, 2007 12:58 pm

Fantastic film

They are an army of 300 rambos, only with swords and spears

So much killing...............so much nipples

Watch it now!

Brasco · Post by **Brasco** » Fri Apr 13, 2007 1:54 pm

errr... I thought it was style over substance and lacked a coherent story line...

I'll get me coat...

robkendall · Post by **robkendall** » Fri Apr 13, 2007 5:22 pm

robkendall wrote:screw all the reviews.....watch it....its a proper man film.
killing anything that moves because you can....ah the life.
bit stylised but overall top class.
i especially liked the bit where.....no i wont tell you.
'meatheads' sort of sprang to mind.....but in such a good way.
made me want to get a helmet and red cape......i looked down at my gut though and woke up.

worth watching.....not if youre seriously into history....im sure there fact in there....its just not that important.
rgrds
rob

ps....rob......i thought the queens nipples were .....hmm just about right.

youre right again mr brasco..(refer you to my previous comments *above*)...but fun in a kind of sensless violence way

Brasco · Post by **Brasco** » Fri Apr 13, 2007 8:48 pm

OK, I'll give my full fat review, since I obviously love my own opinion so much.

There's only so many ways you can kill someone with a spear!!!!!!
FOR FUCKS SAKE!!!
(javelin for you pedants out there)

and there was a lot of shouting bollocks for no reason.

I did like the fact they at least tried to be different in the production, direction was... eh.... and Sin City was a better film overall, as was Troy (but Troy was more generic). I think they should have a go at doing one of the Alan Moore comics, like the next Batman maybe, because the comicbook form of Sin City worked well with the hyper-real cinematography.

It's not a bad film, because Hollywood can do much much worse, it's just hollow.