SEX IN A 480.... ;)

MatBat · Post by **MatBat** » Thu Oct 23, 2003 11:06 pm

You could do it in the front, with both windows open, as long as someone didn't hold the door lock and close them,

Would give you the fright of your life!

chris1roll · Post by **chris1roll** » Thu Oct 23, 2003 11:14 pm

Bide here talking about it, I'm going to bed!

Sophie · Post by **Sophie** » Thu Oct 23, 2003 11:53 pm

the 480 isn't really the best for that is it ?????!!! lol any way...just the thought of getting marks on the leather seats

should put u off the idea ! !

Turbo Twat · Post by **Turbo Twat** » Fri Oct 24, 2003 12:19 am

I've wanked off in mine a few times(you know, when the vibration of the open road seems to hit that certian ressonance

!!), does that count?? And I think of my 480 all the time when shagging to keep me hard and fully erect (fucking love it) surely that counts to!?

Anyone ever tried shgging thers' up the arse bareback and pumping it full of their super sticky love sealant to stop that damn boot leaking??

My firset car was a Ford Anglia 105E and if it's possible in that then anything is!!

wedge69 · Post by **wedge69** » Fri Oct 24, 2003 7:17 am

You are one fucked up little dude, ain't ya?

martinholmesuk · Post by **martinholmesuk** » Fri Oct 24, 2003 7:23 am

Holly shit, I bet you have an intresting life

volvofox · Post by **volvofox** » Fri Oct 24, 2003 9:48 am

About the stains on the leather seats.... they too have their needs. ( as the look of them, they didn't have the likes of it in a long time, hahaha )

Indeed wouldn't think of having fabric seats in it, but as you get intersted in some dude, and want some answers, look under the front seats if there is an old cloth, and you know.

Well, besides for some adventure, i like sleeping in my own bed, in my own home, but.... anytime .......(since the deep freeze is gone, its even warmer in my bed

)

ahum, its about time someone came up with a thread like this, aldough language like this should be forbidden

luck
JPF

pol · Post by **pol** » Fri Oct 24, 2003 7:13 pm

I knew someone who died wanking!

Put a belt round his neck and hooked up to the window??!!??

I could tell this story till i'm blue in the face.(beat u to it TT!!)

pol

martinholmesuk · Post by **martinholmesuk** » Fri Oct 24, 2003 8:19 pm

If that's true then why is TT alive still?

hereagain · Post by **hereagain** » Sat Oct 25, 2003 3:52 pm

pol wrote:I knew someone who died wanking!

Put a belt round his neck and hooked up to the window??!!??

I could tell this story till i'm blue in the face.(beat u to it TT!!)

pol

Well..
A friend of mine at school was caught by his Gran!!!

The story goes...

ABout 15 years ago on Neighbours was Jane Mangle (cute Blonde), she was playing tennis, my friend was at his Grans watching it on TV. His gran said, "i'll make us a cup of tea"...thinking she would be gone a while he started to ..you know...anyways...his Gran walks in, catches him, calls him names, tells his parents, who Grounded him for two weeks!!!...like the fool he was, he told us the full story...LOL

martinholmesuk · Post by **martinholmesuk** » Sat Oct 25, 2003 5:04 pm

like the fool he was, he told us the full story...LOL

And now the whole internet knows

hereagain · Post by **hereagain** » Sat Oct 25, 2003 6:11 pm

Thats why I did not put his name...I was tempted..but I won't....LOL

kirsty_2003 · Post by **kirsty_2003** » Tue Nov 18, 2003 10:12 am

it is really easy in a 440, even if one of u is lanky like my 6"2 bf, not sure bout 480, only just brought it. plus, too cold at the moment. brrrrrr

Gimle · Post by **Gimle** » Tue Nov 18, 2003 12:18 pm

Hey Kristy,

Where are you from? It isn't very cold here in the Netherlands... And if it gets too cold, just turn on the heater

dragon · Post by **dragon** » Tue Nov 18, 2003 12:22 pm

Or just go at it a bit quicker - soon warm you up

wedge69 · Post by **wedge69** » Tue Nov 18, 2003 12:31 pm

Q) What sohuld you do if your girlfriend starts smoking?
A) Slow down and use a lubricant.

Thank you, I'm here all week.....

Sophie · Post by **Sophie** » Tue Nov 18, 2003 5:53 pm

have you found a car u can't do it in yet ?

doug_480_turbo · Post by **doug_480_turbo** » Tue Nov 18, 2003 7:07 pm

i managed in a mk2 mirca so anything is possible

Gimle · Post by **Gimle** » Tue Nov 18, 2003 8:19 pm

The only car I've done it in was a company car... A Opel (Vauxhall) Vectra Stationwagon... This works like charm

No problems at all...

Now I have to figure out how do it in a 480

Sophie · Post by **Sophie** » Wed Nov 19, 2003 2:04 pm

eurm, the worst yet is in a 1.9 205 gti "rallye" it's already difficult to drive about in it never mind doing anything else !