2010 Secret Santa competition.

[glasgowjim]

This years secret santa competition is .......

Write a short advertisement for a 480 in the style of BORAT .in the event of a tie the person who can include the technical term "bearbox" will win


This year there will be 2 categories native english speakers (NES) and non native speakers (NNS) with a prize for each.

All entries to be posted up on this thread and could you include at the bottom of your entry the follow information :

NES or NNS and whether you have a turbo or not.

closing date will be midnight 23/12/10. Prizes will not be posted out until after Christmas (25/12/10) . The winners will be notified by pm as well as result posted up on thread.

Note Prizes will be posted anywhere in the world to the winners.

Enter now

[bigdickbuster]

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[LASEROWL]

Well here goes for something off the cuff.


Jagshemash! I like you. I like sex, I like your forum of volvo.
These are my learning of little car, we no have back in Kazakhstan.
I have such car when come to England, this one i have to pay money for but she worth it.
I like now you to buy.
Every Englishman must have a hobby. Some like a to collet things, some like to make things, other
like to mend things, this is why i have this car, i like to mend it.
It is car with Automatic BEARBOX, this is the part that is S@it.

Dont you mean Gearbox?

Yes this is what i say Bearbox it is alway broken, like a my english.
Many things are possible with such car, much storage for chickens.
Also i keep much water in boot,also in footwell this also is good.
My wife say not possible to make baby in this car, but i like to try.

If i win prize I will put this prize next to the only other one I won, from Central
Asian Olympic Committee. For hitting gypsy with rock at 50 meters.

Well hello, thank you to speak with me.
I have problem and must go make toilet.


Jagshemash!

NES

[bigdickbuster]

Jagshemash!

Laser, you speak polish You wrote phonetically polish welcome (Jak sie masz - something between What's up/How is your day)

[glasgowjim]

How sad is this only one entry with only 11 days to go come get the finger out !

[no_data]

I am thinkin of something....bear with me. I will have to be a female borat tho!

[Captain Slow]

I'm gonna have to watch borat first. Yes, a sad scientist I am!

[fred sawyer]

Haven't laughed as much for ages, The man knows the 480 very well. Merry Christmas to everyone.

[glasgowjim]

Only 8 days to go and only 1 entry !!!!!

[no_data]

PLEASE TREAT AS IT IS MEANT, IN BORAT STYLE. NOT TO BE OFFENSIVE

Hello, this is my car, Vulva 480, I swap for wife. It is nice, it has very long nose like jew but quicker than gypsey who used to pull my cart. It also annoy neighbour, I get a window from a glass, he get a window from a glass, I get this car, he cannot afford.Great success!
I drive my sister around, she is number 4 prostitute in whole of Kazakhstan but car no good for sexy times as it has bear boxes between seats that are pain in her a**holes (but great for keeping bear cold) I bring car to your UK but I see woman driving? In my country we say to let a woman drive a car is like let a monkey fly a plane, very dangerous yes?
Car has how you say, hot seat, well only one work but it burn my anus.

I like this car, do you like me? I like you.

[POE]

my nam is ivantaw hore from north south of kazakhstan near the big tree of no hope, i own a pikture of a volvo 480 which iz very nice indeed ,i av owned tis picture for about 8 minutes and really luv it 'very nice,it was my naybors picture but after a scuffle over 8th wife he'll have no use for it enymor ' i hav changed color alredy with my crayon and is now beautiful,it now has nice weels with nice white crayon and nice blue paint with yello stripe ,their are loads of bad people here so i have also a wheel clamp on to stop them takin her and tunite i will be puttin her in with my pet bear who lives in the bearbox ,i hope to come to uk with my volvo one day and come to one of your meets' i av seen also your pictures of yor cars 'you must have really nice crayon in uk, i wud recommend this volvo to everyone it luks nice on wall ,can be used to put beer on to stop gettin chicken wet and uses no petrol and better than ridin my wife to werk,i wud send you all a copy of my volvo but i dont beleve in cloning cars,bye bye you bootiful people and av a gud santa day


NES

[glasgowjim]

Only just over 27 hours to the end of the competition and only 3 entries how sad is that .......

[glasgowjim]

Competition now closed with only 3 entries and none from outside england !

Results posted up tomorrow.

[glasgowjim]

The winner of the secret santas competition is ...

No_DATA


Congratulations



thank you to the other contestants.

[no_data]

I am winning. Great success.

[Big Brother]

The winner of the secret santas competition is ...

No_DATA

For a moment there I thought that was an error message

Just kidding