FOR SALE - EVIL lifeVOLVO 480 TURBO 93 with T25 and rich mod

martinholmesuk · Post by **martinholmesuk** » Tue Sep 26, 2006 7:58 pm

Has brought me nothing but a unhappy life

i got it to cheer myself up from a wife who i divorced. I FUCKING HATE THE CUNT Of a car.

i hate everything about it. #

I hate 480's

please for fuck sake make me an offer and take it away

has leaking atf from fucking shimms
turbo oil pipe is new but needs clips done up
needs NEW tyres on tarus wheels (it has NO rear tyres)
needs a tidy inside
needs a clean
needs evil removing

in fact dont buy it cos it will fuck your life.
Yes today is the 2nd low point in life of owning the car.

has some other shit wrong

offers

martinholmesuk · Post by **martinholmesuk** » Tue Sep 26, 2006 8:00 pm

clearing unhappy crap 480 from life.

body is nice
rest is a shame

Murf · Post by **Murf** » Tue Sep 26, 2006 8:31 pm

needs evil removing

Too true!!

Good luck with the sale Martin, i understand why your getting rid of it and i wont try and persuade you not too!!
Stick it on ebay where people might not know of its evil past!!

martinholmesuk · Post by **martinholmesuk** » Wed Sep 27, 2006 7:59 pm

sold

new owner takes it away weekend.

Big Brother · Post by **Big Brother** » Wed Sep 27, 2006 8:00 pm

Who has bought it?

VanDerGraaf · Post by **VanDerGraaf** » Thu Sep 28, 2006 9:24 am

Fantastic!

Best decision you've ever made dude....

Jamo · Post by **Jamo** » Thu Sep 28, 2006 10:06 am

who in their right mind bought that thing?

VanDerGraaf · Post by **VanDerGraaf** » Thu Sep 28, 2006 10:14 am

Yeah who is the nutter???

Bakke · Post by **Bakke** » Thu Sep 28, 2006 2:42 pm

I wanna know too

Joolz · Post by **Joolz** » Thu Sep 28, 2006 3:00 pm

martinholmesuk wrote:sold

new owner takes it away weekend.

wow that was quick work!

no tears now Martin, we've had enough of those recently.x

probably some southern poof....oh, hang on, thinking about it this is vader we're talking about...the new owner would have to be the antithesis of a poof I recon

VanDerGraaf · Post by **VanDerGraaf** » Fri Sep 29, 2006 5:39 pm

Joolz wrote:the new owner would have to be the antithesis of a poof I recon

PMSL!!

Brasco · Post by **Brasco** » Fri Sep 29, 2006 10:16 pm

Hey wow, I bet Martin is about as surprised as I am that so many people wanted to know who had bought it... come on man, that's a bit remiss to say the least. We're a club and you are one of the longested standing members and Vader is probably the most infamous car, and you go all aloof.... that's out of order. Spill!

catgroom · Post by **catgroom** » Sat Sep 30, 2006 5:23 pm

I bet Macaroon has bought it!He lives the closest,apart from that Im talking complete crap as usual!

C'mon Trunkus,tell the forum!Who bitch?

Big Brother · Post by **Big Brother** » Sat Sep 30, 2006 5:33 pm

Well it has gone either today or tomorrow

catgroom · Post by **catgroom** » Sat Sep 30, 2006 8:27 pm

On second thoughts,my moneys on Rich Pruen having bought it.I know he wants a black decent shell instead of the red one.
Apparently its because Volvo applied 6 coats of Metallic Black at the factory,so are the longest lasting and durable colour.

Have I guessed right,Mart??

Maybe a guess poll is in order all!!

VanDerGraaf · Post by **VanDerGraaf** » Sat Sep 30, 2006 8:46 pm

Yeah, perhaps St. Richard is the only one who can purge Vader of evil and restore balance to the Force.

Brave man though!

chris1roll · Post by **chris1roll** » Sat Sep 30, 2006 9:01 pm

Arrrrgggh, the cursed one coming to team volvo?? Could it be??

However, I haven't heard anything from Richard, and he would certainly have rung to check if he could bring another car over.

Big Brother · Post by **Big Brother** » Sat Sep 30, 2006 9:46 pm

I donâ€™t think it is Rich, I do remember saying if it was his car he would have taken an angle grinder to it.

Brasco · Post by **Brasco** » Sun Oct 01, 2006 4:00 pm

volvo-bigbrother wrote:I donâ€™t think it is Rich, I do remember saying if it was his car he would have taken an angle grinder to it.

Just cos he then bought it doesn't mean he won't. I'm taking an angle grined to The Baroness

Can't beat a nice bit of 480 carnage

SteveR · Post by **SteveR** » Sun Oct 01, 2006 11:22 pm

I didnt even have time to say good luck.
If you want a well behaved TT mines 4 sale!!