Lakes meet Scotland convoy

Roo · Post by **Roo** » Tue Aug 14, 2007 10:09 am

JohnTurbo wrote:I wanna come!!! Damn my lack of Scottishness. Damn it all to hell.

Its never stopped me before!

JohnTurbo wrote: - Instead driving my *SHED* of a 440. The 480S is the lap of luxury by comparison.

I've seen a few poverty model 440's in the scrapyards, they are basic to say the least.

JohnTurbo · Post by **JohnTurbo** » Tue Aug 14, 2007 10:54 am

Lol, you do live there though.

Mines an LI...i think thats about as poverty as you get.

Think refugee camp. No sunroof/fogs/electric windows/central locking.....only ONE injector.

It does have rusty arches though, so thats something right? Oh yes, and heated seats?! Except i've lost the switch!!

Not mentioning the buggered LPG conversion which idles at 3000rpm.

I have stuck 17s/momo/cdplayer in it however.

Well:-

Scottish man walking through a field, sees a man drinking water from a
pool with his hand.
The Scottish man shouts " Awa ye feel hoor thats full O coos Sharn "
(Don't drink the water, it's full of cow s ** t.)
The man shouts back "I'm English, Speak English, I don't understand you".
The Scottish man shouts back "Use both hands, you'll get more in."

owen080808 · Post by **owen080808** » Tue Aug 14, 2007 10:34 pm

yes, that looks like the car park i'm thinking of. im sure we'll find each other!