Ebay...£4.95 chips

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Ebay...£4.95 chips

Post by gingherheed » Fri Sep 05, 2008 10:49 pm

Someone on ebay offering a cheap and easy way to increase bhp by adding this chip in. seems too good to be true. Anyone seen it or got any thoughts about it? What long term effect would it have on my 91 Turbo for example??

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Post by Yossarian » Fri Sep 05, 2008 11:51 pm

It's one of oldest cons on the Internet, it seems, and I believe it works by altering your CPU and making you run very very rich on fuel.
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Post by 480 Tatey » Sat Sep 06, 2008 5:09 pm

And tricking the engine to thinking its cold constantsly. Load of crap dont buy it!!!! :no:
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Post by esta » Sat Sep 06, 2008 6:17 pm

I think this has been covered before too, basically, if you want real power increase you have to pay a real price, no two ways about it!

Its not worth risking your engine with some cheap con-no offence, but leave the cheap tricks to the boy racers and treat your 480 to something decent ;)
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Post by 480 Tatey » Sun Sep 07, 2008 3:30 pm

A men to that Esta!!!! :lol:
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Post by gltease » Sun Sep 07, 2008 3:38 pm

esta wrote:I think this has been covered before too, basically, if you want real power increase you have to pay a real price, no two ways about it!

Its not worth risking your engine with some cheap con-no offence, but leave the cheap tricks to the boy racers and treat your 480 to something decent ;)
Your right Esta !! Next chance I get I'm takin the 480 to a bikini car wash !!! :)
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Post by esta » Sun Sep 07, 2008 6:32 pm

gltease wrote:
Your right Esta !! Next chance I get I'm takin the 480 to a bikini car wash !!! :)
Now you'ra talking!! ;)
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Post by JohnTurbo » Sun Sep 07, 2008 8:06 pm

If you want the exact same thing...unplug your lambda sensor...that costs nothing, and you'll run rich, use loads too much fuel and have a small performance gain.

Theres a saying "If something seems too good to be true, it probably is."

This is especially true of Esta, who, it turns out, is a murderous cyborg.
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Yup

Post by gingherheed » Mon Sep 08, 2008 9:25 am

If it's too good to be true...it probably is, eh?

Ta all for confirming my suspicions troops. I guess I'll put a decent air filter and exhaust on it and leave it at that.

Took my son out in new Turbo the other day. He's 4 so looks funny at the best of times but being pressed into the back of his booster seat with freefall face ripples was extra funny.

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Post by gltease » Mon Sep 08, 2008 9:42 am

Esta is a murderous cyborg ? Ooooh where can I purchase one of these murderous cyborgs, I'll make it do chores like oil changes, and make cups of tea :)
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Post by esta » Mon Sep 08, 2008 6:13 pm

JohnTurbo wrote:cyborg.
:lol: Esta's learnt a new word!! :hopping:

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Post by Cerberus » Mon Sep 08, 2008 8:42 pm

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Post by benwalllker » Wed Oct 08, 2008 1:55 pm

a friend of mine fell for this, its like a resistor of sum sort that makes u run way too rich, its works briefly befor it destroys your engine

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