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reminds me of the time long ago a previous partner smacked the wing on his black pinstriped 2 ltr Capri. I had to drive it before it was repaired and knowing what blokes were going to think, I got a tin of white paint and put 'HIS' next to the damage
HE wasn't amused but I thought it was hilarious.