Picture the scene
Deep in the swamp the retards where stirring something was jarring their brain cell into awareness, as the banjo chords twanged into the distance an insane tapping like a rabid woodpecker on speed fired out its staccatto rhythm. WTF (yeah they think in single syllables) who dat dim ? Reaching for their shotguns to mow the critter down . What was it???
Dang nab it it was that weegie Glasgowjim lowered the suspension on 480 turbo and forgot to secure one of the rear shock absorbers at the bottom was bouncing up and down like a coney on speed an viagra.
The 'tard fixed it now the bayou echoes with the sound of banjos , creaking rocker chairs and the grunts of mammies calling their children home eyes shaded by their jutting brow ridges.
Damn I am dumb and this buckfast is powerful stuff
Deep in the swamp the retards where stirring......
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- glasgowjim
- 480 Is my middle name
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Gotta say.
Loved the story
You should work for a newsdpaper or something. Bring bad news like that and its still entertaining.
GR Jamooga
Loved the story
You should work for a newsdpaper or something. Bring bad news like that and its still entertaining.
GR Jamooga
shit happens, all of the time and all over the world.
1983 vw beetle (brazilian with chopped roof)
1973 vw beetle (real german one)
1993 renault 19 piece o shit car
1988 480 es
1993 480 s
1983 vw beetle (brazilian with chopped roof)
1973 vw beetle (real german one)
1993 renault 19 piece o shit car
1988 480 es
1993 480 s