Deep in the swamp the retards where stirring......

glasgowjim · Post by **glasgowjim** » Wed Jun 04, 2008 4:54 pm

Picture the scene

Deep in the swamp the retards where stirring something was jarring their brain cell into awareness, as the banjo chords twanged into the distance an insane tapping like a rabid woodpecker on speed fired out its staccatto rhythm. WTF (yeah they think in single syllables) who dat dim ? Reaching for their shotguns to mow the critter down . What was it???

Dang nab it it was that weegie Glasgowjim lowered the suspension on 480 turbo and forgot to secure one of the rear shock absorbers at the bottom was bouncing up and down like a coney on speed an viagra.

The 'tard fixed it now the bayou echoes with the sound of banjos , creaking rocker chairs and the grunts of mammies calling their children home eyes shaded by their jutting brow ridges.

Damn I am dumb and this buckfast is powerful stuff

Van · Post by **Van** » Thu Jun 05, 2008 11:37 am

Any damage?

glasgowjim · Post by **glasgowjim** » Thu Jun 05, 2008 5:10 pm

no only to my pride

jamooga · Post by **jamooga** » Sat Jun 07, 2008 4:49 am

Gotta say.

Loved the story

You should work for a newsdpaper or something. Bring bad news like that and its still entertaining.

GR Jamooga

Joolz · Post by **Joolz** » Sat Jun 07, 2008 12:27 pm

hey you....been anoying the neighbours again?

Van · Post by **Van** » Sat Jun 07, 2008 6:37 pm

Lucky escape. Be careful.