Why has my 480 just told me to piss off?!

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Why has my 480 just told me to piss off?!

Post by doingitsideways » Sun Aug 05, 2012 3:29 pm

Hi all,

I read in the Haynes book of lies about how to get the info centre to show how much is in the tank, which worked well.

But with the switch in the other positions, I get a load of numbers which seem to mean nothing, and in one position in particular I get this:

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Other positions are a variation on this:

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Anyway, I was wandering if these have any sort of meaning??

Any ideas anyone?

Thanks,

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Re: Why has my 480 just told me to piss off?!

Post by yorkshire480 » Sun Aug 05, 2012 4:52 pm

How exactly did you do this? I've had a look through the BOL but I can't find it.

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Re: Why has my 480 just told me to piss off?!

Post by Van » Sun Aug 05, 2012 7:08 pm

There's been discussion about this in the past and it's not resolved. Possibly some values are indicated.
Recently I made the same discovery and it would be interesting to compare the output at the different positions of the switch.
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Re: Why has my 480 just told me to piss off?!

Post by doingitsideways » Sun Aug 05, 2012 8:40 pm

Hmmm... Very strange!

Bloody over ambitious 480 electrics!!

To get it to tell you to piss off, simply turn the knob to "fuel inst", hold reset, then turn on tue ignition...
Ta-Dah... You have an insulting 480!!

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Re: Why has my 480 just told me to piss off?!

Post by Van » Mon Aug 06, 2012 6:55 am

For fuel ins. I got also P5.0 F l/100km
fuel avg 49,5 l
speed avg 180
range 51
oil 255
engine 255
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Re: Why has my 480 just told me to piss off?!

Post by yorkshire480 » Mon Aug 06, 2012 12:42 pm

Ok..for shits and giggles here's mine said...

For fuel ins. I got also P5.0 F
fuel avg 22.5
speed avg 218
range 98
oil 255
engine 255
ext 85

Now all we need is the 480 equivalent of the rosetta stone and the mysteries of life, the universe and everything 480 shall be revealed unto us.... ;)

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Re: Why has my 480 just told me to piss off?!

Post by doingitsideways » Mon Aug 06, 2012 4:59 pm

Range seems very closely linked to fuel avg (showing litres in tank)

If you get it to show litres and dance about on the car, the figure will jump about, the same happens with the figure shown when range is selected.

If I get a chance (and my info centre is actually working) I'll get the full set for sh1ts and gigs! ;)

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Re: Why has my 480 just told me to piss off?!

Post by doingitsideways » Mon Aug 06, 2012 8:00 pm

Ok, so my info centre was playing ball.

I've listed what it said, along with the actual value if anyone can see a link between the figure shown and the real thing?!

Selection / Value / Actual
Inst / P5.O F / - - -
Fuel Avg / 23.0 l / 27.2 mpg
Speed Avg / 100 / 18 mph
Range / 107 / 135 m
Oil / 145 / 79 c
Engine / 83 / 90 c (Value shown increases with engine running, making it seem "Live")
Ext / 89 / 14 c

Now then, bring on Rosetta... Or Stephen Hawking!!

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Re: Why has my 480 just told me to piss off?!

Post by ClioRSiTurbo » Tue Aug 07, 2012 12:02 am

Lol @ you guys above... you're average speed is well over 100mph

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Re: Why has my 480 just told me to piss off?!

Post by Robou » Tue Aug 07, 2012 8:19 am

As there is no distortion in the display the connections behind the dash seem to be OK. May be the switch is malfunctioning and signaling the circuit to display clearly readable nonsense by shorted contacts or no contact at all.
Fiddling the dismounted switch and it's connections may show changes in the display. If not, get a hand behind the dash and touch the protruding pins on display level. (They are the actual contacts.)
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Re: Why has my 480 just told me to piss off?!

Post by Van » Tue Aug 07, 2012 11:24 am

Just edited my figures.
Only for fuel ins I also see the l/100km mark indicated. The other diagnostic settings do not have l or l/100 or km/u or C indicated. That could mean P5.0 F has something to do with l/100km.
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Re: Why has my 480 just told me to piss off?!

Post by glasgowjim » Wed Aug 08, 2012 5:11 pm

" Why has my 480 just told me to piss off?!

Cos it hates u :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

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Re: Why has my 480 just told me to piss off?!

Post by doingitsideways » Wed Aug 08, 2012 6:21 pm

glasgowjim wrote: Cos it hates u :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
Ha ha ha...

Probably quite right though Jim!! :lol:

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