Why has my 480 just told me to piss off?!
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Why has my 480 just told me to piss off?!
Hi all,
I read in the Haynes book of lies about how to get the info centre to show how much is in the tank, which worked well.
But with the switch in the other positions, I get a load of numbers which seem to mean nothing, and in one position in particular I get this:
Other positions are a variation on this:
Anyway, I was wandering if these have any sort of meaning??
Any ideas anyone?
Thanks,
Steve
I read in the Haynes book of lies about how to get the info centre to show how much is in the tank, which worked well.
But with the switch in the other positions, I get a load of numbers which seem to mean nothing, and in one position in particular I get this:
Other positions are a variation on this:
Anyway, I was wandering if these have any sort of meaning??
Any ideas anyone?
Thanks,
Steve
"If you can't fix it with a hammer, it's an electrical fault!"
Hammers can't fix a 480!!!
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Re: Why has my 480 just told me to piss off?!
How exactly did you do this? I've had a look through the BOL but I can't find it.
Re: Why has my 480 just told me to piss off?!
There's been discussion about this in the past and it's not resolved. Possibly some values are indicated.
Recently I made the same discovery and it would be interesting to compare the output at the different positions of the switch.
Recently I made the same discovery and it would be interesting to compare the output at the different positions of the switch.
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Re: Why has my 480 just told me to piss off?!
Hmmm... Very strange!
Bloody over ambitious 480 electrics!!
To get it to tell you to piss off, simply turn the knob to "fuel inst", hold reset, then turn on tue ignition...
Ta-Dah... You have an insulting 480!!
Steve
Bloody over ambitious 480 electrics!!
To get it to tell you to piss off, simply turn the knob to "fuel inst", hold reset, then turn on tue ignition...
Ta-Dah... You have an insulting 480!!
Steve
"If you can't fix it with a hammer, it's an electrical fault!"
Hammers can't fix a 480!!!
Hammers can't fix a 480!!!
Re: Why has my 480 just told me to piss off?!
For fuel ins. I got also P5.0 F l/100km
fuel avg 49,5 l
speed avg 180
range 51
oil 255
engine 255
ext 74
fuel avg 49,5 l
speed avg 180
range 51
oil 255
engine 255
ext 74
Last edited by Van on Tue Aug 07, 2012 11:21 am, edited 1 time in total.
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Re: Why has my 480 just told me to piss off?!
Ok..for shits and giggles here's mine said...
For fuel ins. I got also P5.0 F
fuel avg 22.5
speed avg 218
range 98
oil 255
engine 255
ext 85
Now all we need is the 480 equivalent of the rosetta stone and the mysteries of life, the universe and everything 480 shall be revealed unto us....
For fuel ins. I got also P5.0 F
fuel avg 22.5
speed avg 218
range 98
oil 255
engine 255
ext 85
Now all we need is the 480 equivalent of the rosetta stone and the mysteries of life, the universe and everything 480 shall be revealed unto us....
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Re: Why has my 480 just told me to piss off?!
Range seems very closely linked to fuel avg (showing litres in tank)
If you get it to show litres and dance about on the car, the figure will jump about, the same happens with the figure shown when range is selected.
If I get a chance (and my info centre is actually working) I'll get the full set for sh1ts and gigs!
Steve
If you get it to show litres and dance about on the car, the figure will jump about, the same happens with the figure shown when range is selected.
If I get a chance (and my info centre is actually working) I'll get the full set for sh1ts and gigs!
Steve
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Hammers can't fix a 480!!!
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Re: Why has my 480 just told me to piss off?!
Ok, so my info centre was playing ball.
I've listed what it said, along with the actual value if anyone can see a link between the figure shown and the real thing?!
Selection / Value / Actual
Inst / P5.O F / - - -
Fuel Avg / 23.0 l / 27.2 mpg
Speed Avg / 100 / 18 mph
Range / 107 / 135 m
Oil / 145 / 79 c
Engine / 83 / 90 c (Value shown increases with engine running, making it seem "Live")
Ext / 89 / 14 c
Now then, bring on Rosetta... Or Stephen Hawking!!
Steve
I've listed what it said, along with the actual value if anyone can see a link between the figure shown and the real thing?!
Selection / Value / Actual
Inst / P5.O F / - - -
Fuel Avg / 23.0 l / 27.2 mpg
Speed Avg / 100 / 18 mph
Range / 107 / 135 m
Oil / 145 / 79 c
Engine / 83 / 90 c (Value shown increases with engine running, making it seem "Live")
Ext / 89 / 14 c
Now then, bring on Rosetta... Or Stephen Hawking!!
Steve
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Re: Why has my 480 just told me to piss off?!
Lol @ you guys above... you're average speed is well over 100mph
Re: Why has my 480 just told me to piss off?!
As there is no distortion in the display the connections behind the dash seem to be OK. May be the switch is malfunctioning and signaling the circuit to display clearly readable nonsense by shorted contacts or no contact at all.
Fiddling the dismounted switch and it's connections may show changes in the display. If not, get a hand behind the dash and touch the protruding pins on display level. (They are the actual contacts.)
Fiddling the dismounted switch and it's connections may show changes in the display. If not, get a hand behind the dash and touch the protruding pins on display level. (They are the actual contacts.)
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480 Turbo midst '91
Re: Why has my 480 just told me to piss off?!
Just edited my figures.
Only for fuel ins I also see the l/100km mark indicated. The other diagnostic settings do not have l or l/100 or km/u or C indicated. That could mean P5.0 F has something to do with l/100km.
Only for fuel ins I also see the l/100km mark indicated. The other diagnostic settings do not have l or l/100 or km/u or C indicated. That could mean P5.0 F has something to do with l/100km.
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Re: Why has my 480 just told me to piss off?!
" Why has my 480 just told me to piss off?!
Cos it hates u
Cos it hates u
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Re: Why has my 480 just told me to piss off?!
Ha ha ha...glasgowjim wrote: Cos it hates u
Probably quite right though Jim!!
Steve
"If you can't fix it with a hammer, it's an electrical fault!"
Hammers can't fix a 480!!!
Hammers can't fix a 480!!!