Volvo 480 Club Europe

Ad, so sorry to hear your news mate.
These f---king Corsa drivers are getting themselves a hell of a name; just glad you're OK mate.
I hpe his car's knackered as well and that his insurance is coughing up!

This is the transcript of an ACTUAL radio conversation of a US naval ship with Canadian authorities off the coast of Newfoundland in October, 1995. Americans: Please divert your course 15 degrees to the North to avoid a collision. Canadians: Recommend you divert YOUR course 15 degrees to the South t...

I know I'm going to regret this but am seriously thinking of selling my mint condition 480 Celebration in Satin White. It's done the miserly mileage of 34,525 miles since new and I have been the second owner since April, 2005. It can only be described as one of the best available and the selling pri...

Penblwydd Hapus , Ad
Hope you have a great weekend at Lincoln; sorry I can't make it.

A little bird was flying south for the winter. It was so cold the bird froze and fell to the ground in a large field. While it was lying there, a cow came by and dropped some dung on it. As the frozen bird lay there miserably in the pile of cow dung, it began to realize how warm it was. The dung was...

Filled the Saab up at Llandulas on Thursday-seemed to run fine.
Mind you, if Shell reckon itds good enough for Ferrari..........well done, Massa! Good to se different drivers winning the GP's.

Oldie but a goldie Stu

Well done that man.
Great to see the Welsh having an input at moderator level.

Penblwydd Hapus, cariad

Croeso, Brasco!
Getting a real affiliation to the Wales and NW section, eh?

Thanks, guys and girls. Quiet family evening , fantastic food and just what the doctor ordered!! Off tonight for a weekend away at my mates hotel-joint celebration planned as its his birthday today and my good lady's on Sunday (no, she's not 50 or anywher near it) :wink: Must check out SAGA now for ...

A Sales Engineer, a Deputy Manager and their boss are on their way to a meeting. On their way through a park, they come across a wonder lamp. They rub the lamp and a ghost appears. The ghost says, "Normally, one is granted three wishes but as you are three,I will allow one wish each" So the eager De...

A priest was driving along and saw a nun on the side of the road, he stopped and offered her a lift which she gladly accepted. She got in and crossed her legs, forcing her gown to open and reveal a lovely leg. The priest had a look and nearly had an accident. After controlling the car, he stealthily...

Following a night out with a few friends, Murphy brought them back to show off his new flat. After the grand tour, the visitors were rather perplexed by the large gong taking pride of place in the lounge. "What's that big brass gong for?" one of the guests asked "Why, that's my Speaking Clock" the m...

Congrats on the new pad, Ad. Hope you and Sarah will be very happy there.
Now just be careful NOT to complete the set too soon -NEW HOUSE NEW B---!
Enjoy the practice sessions for a while instead!

Happy Birthday Sophie-21 again??
Enjoy today and just have an unofficial birthday again in September (if it's good enough for the Queen, why not!

Good to see you're still about, Matt.
I'm also a fan of the MX5 so you're still amongst friends, mate
Take care.

Excellent, Mart

Good luck with the rebuild, dude-hope it all works out for you.

Well done mate-you're obviously one happy bunny